Hare: It’s not fair

“You know, I have won countless races. Sprints and marathons. But every interview they always need to go back and ask me about this one race with Tortoise. How I felt after? What I would do differently? I’m so tired of these questions.”


“And you know what. After our race, Tortoise never offered me a rematch. In fact, he never raced again, ever. And every interview they still ask him questions about this one race! About his genius plan. About his healthy food habits. About his strength of character.”

“It’s not fair.”