You know them, the articles with lists:
- 7 Healthy Habits Of A Happy Turtle
- The 15 Secrets Of A Slow Walk
- The Best 29 Ways To Go Nowhere
They maximize click bait and entertainment value,
and minimize what you will do after reading them.
We don’t need them.
We know where we are going.
And we take small steps every day.
Give us something solid.
Don’t confuse us with your listicles.