If I can convince you of a big gap,
between where you are now,
and where you really want to be,
I have successfully sold you an Enormous-ProblemⓇ.
Of course it so happens,
that with the best intentions,
I now want to help you,
and sell you my Perfect-SolutionⓇ.
Am I helping you? Or are you helping me?
I really like this one!